Kid Rock Swaps Genders to Drink Bud Light Again, But He’s Not Sure How to Use the Restroom
In a move that has left many people scratching their heads, Kid Rock has announced that he has swapped genders in order to drink Bud Light again. The musician, who has been a vocal critic of the beer company since it partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney in 2023, made the announcement in a recent interview.
“I’m not gonna lie, I miss Bud Light,” Rock said. “It was my go-to beer for years. But I can’t drink it anymore knowing that they support the transgender agenda. So I’m thinking about swapping genders so I can drink it again.”
Rock’s comments have been met with mixed reactions. Some people have praised him for his commitment to his principles, while others have called him out for his transphobic views.
Despite the controversy, Rock seems to be serious about his decision to swap genders. He has already started taking hormones and undergoing surgery.
“It’s been a tough journey,” Rock said. “But I’m doing it for the beer.”
However, Rock is now facing a new challenge: he’s not sure how to use the restroom.
“I mean, I used to just go to the men’s room,” Rock said. “But now I’m not sure where I’m supposed to go. Do I go to the women’s room? Or the men’s room? Or do I just hold it?”
Rock’s dilemma has sparked a debate about the future of gender-neutral restrooms. Some people believe that all restrooms should be gender-neutral, while others believe that there should be separate restrooms for men and women.
“I think it’s great that Kid Rock is finally embracing his feminine side,” said transgender advocate Chelsea Manning. “But he needs to figure out where he’s going to pee.”
As for Rock, he’s still undecided about where he’s going to pee. But he’s determined to find a solution.
“I’m not going to let this beer thing get in the way of my life,” Rock said. “I’m going to figure this out.”
Only time will tell how Kid Rock’s gender swap will affect his life. But one thing is for sure: it’s sure to make for some interesting headlines.
