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Tweets to Treats: Twitter HQ Leased to Spirit Halloween as Threads Haunts Tech Giant’s Future
The once bustling Twitter headquarters has taken on a spooktacular transformation as it now plays host to none other than Spirit Halloween. This unexpected change […]
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Zuckerberg Runs Musk Off Meta Property, Says He Was Beginning Former Twitter Employees To Return
In an uproarious turn of events outside the Meta office, Mark Zuckerberg, the tech titan behind Facebook, playfully interrupted Elon Musk’s earnest attempt to rally […]
Legislators Fear Kids Will Mistake BattleBit Remastered for the Real World
In a bizarre twist of legislative logic, a group of lawmakers has expressed grave concerns over the recently released video game, BattleBit Remastered. Their gripe? […]
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Climate Change Skeptic Baffled and Sunburnt on Hottest Day Ever Recorded, Claims Thermometers are a Liberal Hoax
In an absurd twist of denial, a staunch climate change skeptic found himself in a blistering conundrum on the hottest day ever recorded. Despite the […]
Mass Shooter, Avid Trumper, and Pro-Life Christian Surprised He’ll Be Bound for Hell, Not Heaven
In a shocking turn of events, a Philadelphia mass shooter, who proudly identified as a Trumper and a pro-life Christian, received some startling news from […]
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Senator Chuck Grassley Mistakenly Believes 4th of July is His Personal Birthday Bash
In a case of mistaken identity that left everyone in stitches, Senator Chuck Grassley shocked the nation by proclaiming that the 4th of July was […]
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Firework Mishap Sparks Change of Heart: Man’s Genital Explosion Leads to Reconsideration of Transphobia
In a tale that could only be described as explosive, a recent firework mishap has prompted a man to undergo a profound change of heart, […]
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Joel Osteen Praying for Paris Hilton Amidst Paris, France Riots, Prioritizing Personal Gain
Televangelist Joel Osteen has once again captivated audiences with his extraordinary ability to prioritize personal gain over genuine empathy. In response to the Paris riots, […]
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Second Amendment Activist’s Testosterone Takes a Hit in Unexpectedly Peaceful Gun-Free Event
In a world filled with passionate debates over the Second Amendment, one ardent activist recently encountered a perplexing scenario that left them scratching their head […]
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Conservative’s Protest Against Bud Light by Sipping On Unconventional Beverage: Urine
U.S. — Move over, Bud Light – there’s a new pint in town, and it’s causing quite a stir. In a twist that no one […]
