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Lauren Boebert Spotted at Gun Range Over Weekend, Perfecting the Art of Holding a Gun Backwards
In a stunning display of her impressive firearm skills, Representative Lauren Boebert was reportedly spotted at a local gun range over the weekend, captivating onlookers […]
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Ron Desantis Who Claims To Hate Disney Caught Shedding Tears Over Bambi
In a surprising twist of events, Governor Ron DeSantis, known for his vocal criticism of all things Disney, was reportedly caught shedding tears during a […]
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From Crypto Bro to Congress Bro: A Quest for Quick Riches
In a surprising turn of events, a former self-proclaimed “Crypto Bro” has announced his candidacy for Congress, claiming that it’s the next best way to […]
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DeSantis Declares Florida’s 9% Inflation A Victory Over Biden’s 3% U.S. Inflation Announcement
In a surprising twist, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has declared that the state’s whopping 9% inflation rate is actually a good thing compared to the […]
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Kid Rock Swaps Genders to Drink Bud Light Again
Kid Rock Swaps Genders to Drink Bud Light Again, But He’s Not Sure How to Use the Restroom In a move that has left many […]
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Mike Pence Unveils His Unconventional Running Mate: The Fly on His Hair
In a surprising turn of events, former Vice President Mike Pence has announced that the notorious fly that landed on his head during the 2020 […]
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Woman Has Proclaimed That She And Only She Has The Right To Pass Judgment On Others
In a stunning display of self-appointed authority, a woman has confidently proclaimed that she and only she, in divine collaboration, possess the divine right to […]
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Anti-Union Worker Takes a Stand: Refuses Weekends Off to Boost CEO Bonuses
In a stunning display of unwavering dedication, an anti-union worker has made a bold move to forgo weekends off in an effort to boost CEO […]
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Republican Voter Diagnosed with ‘Hunter Biden Obsession Disorder’ (HBOD)
A dedicated Republican voter has recently been diagnosed with a peculiar mental disorder known as “Hunter Biden Obsession Disorder” (HBOD). This disorder, characterized by an […]
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Tweets to Treats: Twitter HQ Leased to Spirit Halloween as Threads Haunts Tech Giant’s Future
The once bustling Twitter headquarters has taken on a spooktacular transformation as it now plays host to none other than Spirit Halloween. This unexpected change […]
